Miniskirt Madness!

by Granate, 2005


Disclaimer: Silliness! XD Another one of those things characters just blurt out... I have no control.

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"Demilitarization," Edward snorted when he spotted Colonel Mustang after the meeting.  Roy marched past where the younger alchemist was leaning against the wall with only so much as a glance.  Ed pushed himself upright to follow.  "I thought your dream was to become Fuhrer and make all the women in the military wear miniskirts," Ed said, crossing his arms.

"Well, of course it is.  All the women and State Alchemists who haven't yet been promoted from Major," he added and turned to leer at Ed quite obviously.

"You want to see Major Armstrong in a miniskirt?  I think I would have to resign," Ed cringed.

Roy made a vague disgusted expression before he amended his statement.  "State Alchemists with the rank of Major who have first and last initials the same," he said, leering at Ed again in the same quite obvious way.

"Alex Arm-"

"And that letter must be E!" Roy cut in hastily.